Thursday, May 31, 2012

I was suppose to . . .

This could have been part of SNSD . . . 


I know that this is really old news to any true fan of the oh-so-awesome-power-of-9 and you are so terribly thankful that it did not make it through the final cut...but this is not the point of this post. 

Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 1

Since the only other consistent weekly feature we have on this blog are the Questions of the Weeks, I was thinking of making another one. Just a trial. Let's see how you guys like it. It, of course, is subject to change or disappear. Depending.

Since Korean music is in general very catchy, I find myself addicted to songs constantly, leaving them on replay for days hours on end. So I thought I would share two of the many songs that I have been addicted to these days. 

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

T-ara's ninth member is 12, eighth member still a mystery.

Should have given her the name "Too Young"
Oh T-ara, you never fail to amaze me with your crazy antics. I should blame KKS for this, but come on, do the girls have no say at all? Okay, so they have no say at all, but I'd imagine some of the members might have some misgivings about a thirteen year old member joining their ranks.

Here are the facts:
- Dani is turning 14 this year. In Korean years, presumably, meaning she's twelve right now and turning thirteen later in the year.
- She will debut in December, while the mysterious eighth member will debut in July (probably so KKS can kick out some of the baddies in the mean time).
- She resembles a very young, female Seungri.
- She was raised in the US since she was four...so that means no more of this:

I get the feeling that KKS is going to pull some additional bullshit and the eighth member will be like 28 or some shit. Now THAT would be funny.

EDIT:
More Hyomin goodness. She apparently turned 23 on May 30th, sharing her birthday with Yoona.
Celebrate Yoona's birthday, or spend the night with Hyomin? I know what I'd choose. The first option of course.

I know what SHE got for her birthday...heh heh.

In case the innuendo was too subtle, SUNNY AND HER HAD THE SEXUAL RELATIONS.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Yellow Fever - White Female Edition

Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 3)

Once again, what's the name, of the game? T-ara bitches! As we all know, Hwayoung is by far the most legit and skillful rapper in the K-pop game right now. If you don't believe me, just check out "Roly Poly". That verse would have made Tupac bow in respect (RIP).

The greatest rappers to have ever lived.
So I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know that Ryu "Hwadog" Hwayoung has returned with a previously unreleased mixtape of a song she wrote soon after her unfortunate and not at all intentional "nipple slip" incident. She managed to rope Hyomin and Eunjung into it too, so you know this will be rap par excellence. 


Could you stoop any lower than this, Kim Kwang Soo?
Check it out after the jump off.

Monday, May 28, 2012

[MV Review] HelloVenus - Venus

Pledis debuts a new girl group who says Hello~! to all of the Penises of the world! Meet Hello Venus and their debut track, Venus.


Saturday, May 26, 2012

[Ask Me Anything] The Cheat House Rules

Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? That's what I thought. Now let me finish.


I cheat at life. Hence the name. I also go by CronoDroid and CombatBaby. Depending on how powerful I am, I'll choose a different name. 


This is me.
Since I am a new author, I have yet to make an AMA myself, so you can ask me all cheat related questions below.


Just to get it out of the way so nobody asks redundant questions:


I'm 22.


I'm Vietnamese Australian.


I live in California, United States.


I'm studying Political Science over here.


I play video games, listen to K-pop (and other stuff like rap, house, rock and R&B mostly), cook, go out, drink (excessively), take all manner of illegal drugs (allegedly), watch TV shows, watch movies, write, read books and comics, sing, dance, try to pick up hot women, learn about shit, engage in political debates, and spazz about Soshi.


I love SNSD (obviously), 2NE1, After School, Sistar, Secret, f(x), A Pink, 4minute (well, mostly Hyuna), Kara, Ali, C-Real Ailee, Brave Girls, IU, Baby Soul and Yoo Jia (who will be in Woolim's new girl group), She'z, Hello Venus, Lyn, Sunny Hill, BeBe Mignon, Girl's Day, Big Bang, F.T Island, B.A.P, LedApple, 1TYM, Beast, Clover, MBLAQ, SS501, Se7en, Seo In Guk, Drunken Tiger, Brian Joo, Block B, and Jay Park. 


I hate T-ara, Super Junior, and Gang Kiz.


If I didn't mention any groups, it means I'm okay with them or they're too irrelevant for me to care.


NOW ASK AWAY PEONS. 

Why you fans dickriding DumbfoundeadxJaypark?

Recently on May 23rd, Dumbfoundead uploaded a new video called "Jay Park Ft. Dumbfoundead - You Know How We Do (Prod. Lo_Def)"


Friday, May 25, 2012

[DRAMA] Sooyoung is a rude bitch...or is she?

SOOYOUNG IS RUDE


EDIT: Looks like this woman took down the story. Luckily for you, I copied the entire thing verbatim. I just can't let a piece of juicy gossip like this disappear into the ether, ya know.
Straight out the...okay forget that.

The audacious investigators at AKF have unearthed yet more juicy gossip about everyone's favorite Korean Stick Insect Attack Warrior, Sooyoung. Now we know some basic facts about Sooyoung. Namely, she has the legs of a malnourished goddess. Aside from that, probably more so than any other SNSD member, she was born into a life of wealth and privilege. Now I'm not saying that being rich makes you a bitch. No, not at all. But being rich, one of the top celebrities in Korea, a famous idol, beautiful (yes David) and accustomed to getting pampered every second of your waking life probably does.

Does this look like the face of a stuck up bitch to you?
Then again, air travel is a stressful affair (I know). Sometimes, you just want to play Angry Birds, get through US immigration and not have some asshole on a power trip talk down to you. 

My analysis after the jump.

Question of the Week 45

WARNING: This will be flamboyante. And not the good kind.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 2)

So guess who’s back with a brand new rap and I don’t mean rap as in the rhymes that Taec drops…it’s Tiffany! The rap investigators at AKF have once again penetrated the cavernous interior of SM Entertainment to bring to you the latest SNSD mixtape. Now apparently, TaeTiSeo had the choice of going with this as their new single, or Twinkle, and while Twinkle is a great song, I think this one would have been a bigger hit. Enjoy.

Twinkle...motherfuckers.

david ama

go

[AMA] Con Edition

Zaku said so ... apparently I listen to what Zaku says ... he is masterful ...

Either way, ask away, I'll answer all your questions ... except if you mention 9-tara then I might not ... since that will be amply posted about in the coming months.

So just give'er!

7-arastans=possibly worst than SONES?!! Prepare your anus for T-9r9 er 9-ara um T-ar9

Wasn't really going to post today because I've been posting a lot recently, but I figured I'd write something since I'll be gone for a few days.

I just got finished watching this T-ara video and being the T-ara fanboy I am I was very excited. Was happy to see my Hyomin, Eunf, Soyeon and the rest of the girls dancing for me and only me. <3 I do love how they dance for me. Always slowly and always thrusting their hips in ecstasy...yeah Hwa. I love you too baby. Please show me those toasty brown ones again sometime! MUAHHHH!!
OH MY GOD! 10/10 She is sooooooo fineeeeeeeeeeee! I would smell her butthole Also thanks YourDailyFap for this .gif.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

[Ask Me Anything!] Shinbi Edition

Hello internet,

It appears that I will also be taking questions. So, ask me anything! I will answer all comments.

Yes, even your sex-fictions, you dirty anonymous commentors. 

I will check back often, so do not worry (if any of you were at all in the first place); I will answer each and every one of you, whatever time and whenever day.  I am not putting a limit on my question period.

Zaku and Antikpopfangirl Said YOU have to ask me questions...

Hi. I'm Sulli_fag! I'm probably one of the coolest people on this blog. I'm almost as cool as DavidFresh and Fariseo! ALMOST!

So it's time for you to ask me some questions. Ask me anything you want, and I will TRY to answer it as best I can. Anything. Seriously. I will be truthful too. No bullshit up in this bitch.


[AMA] Anti Kpop-Fangirl

Uh, Zaku told me to make one for myself, so here it is. Though, I'll be busy watching Rooftop Prince 19 for Han Ji Min, so I'll get to this shit whenever I feel like it.

[AMA] Zaku

As you all may or may not know, AKF has reached it's 1 year anniversary and over 2 million hits since its conception. To try out something new (or rather bringing back what new authors did when freshly hired), how about AMAs?

Since hun opened the door with his lengthy insight into what he thinks, I thought it'd be nice if all the other authors did an "Ask Me Anything" article thing where you all could just ask us anything you wanted in the comments and we'll do our best to answer all of your questions. You could learn more about us, why we run this blog, whatever.

Cause why the fuck not?

For this session, keep your questions addressed to me (Zaku) and not the other authors. You can ask me about them though, I dunno. I'll be checking the comments from now until I go to bed. Which probably means 2AM Pacific Standard Time. Ask as much as you want, I'll answer em all eventually.

So cum at me bros.

Glasses Post? Glasses Post!

No post will ever be this KAWAII DESU YO NE.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Sheep calling the Kettle Black


Uh Huh...
Sometimes I wonder if people/fangirls spout absolutely ridiculous notions just to start an argument. Most of the shit they say is based on their hormones and has no backing whatsoever.

Would also like to mention I love when people capitalize words but end up spelling them wrong.

The IMPORTANCE of the POWER of 9




There have been many discussions recently concerning Taeyeon, Seohyun, and Tiffany breaking away from SNSD and forming Taetiseo (or Taetitseo---as I call them). Sones from around the world are gathering together in a huge vocal protest against Taetiseo claiming the POWER of 9 should never have be broken; the Power of 3, they state, is superfluous and a reminder that the power of 9 will always dominate any and all subunits of Girls’ Generation. 

Sunday, May 20, 2012

My opinions My thoughts My views on people,life,kpop,sex,entertainment

May 20th 2012, only seven more months until earths final destruction when hell rains upon us lings.. what are my thoughts?

There's many questions I have and many of which unanswered. Although I may have already answered them myself hehe.. it is entirely based on my very own opinions, any questions with a - next to them, please feel free to state your opinion on that matter.

[MV Review] TaeTiSeo - Twinkle

SNSD and subunits, I never thought I would legitimately see the day. Taeyeon, Tiffany, and Seohyun say "Fuck off Forever9SONEs" as they make their eponymous debut with Twinkle.


Friday, May 18, 2012

"Japanese on their knees for 2ne1" Way to blow things out of proportion

Ok anyways I went online to find some crappy articles like usual to shit on and WALAH here it is.
"Japanese Comedian Bows in Respect to 2NE1" or "Japanese Comedian Get Down on their knees for 2NE1"



You get busted FAPPING to Tia (HAPA QUEEN) Fancams!!!! What do you say!!!??


So OBVIOUSLY I'm not going to do this. I would NEVER EVER fap to Tia fancams...it's not right and probably against the law in many states and countries such as Finland and Mozambique. So before you even think of taking out that little fellar in your underwear.... Please just pull up your pants, pull up those brown stained boxers you are wearing (with yesterday's bubblegum), get a glass of kool-aid and read my words of wisdom.

Question of the Week 44

This week's contribution comes from Ja Du, who found this comment on YouTube:




So I ask:
What are some of the most ridiculous comments you have ever seen?

Comment captions are encouraged. 


Heh, what a terrible username there, ForeverNineGirls. Wonder who she is biased towards. Probably After School.

Thank you for your suggestion for this week.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Taecyeon disses Jay Park after release of mixtape

Let's All Blame Diablo3 for Turning U-Kiss into Beggar-dols

Diablo3 recently came out, and everyone is in a frenzy to get a copy of their own to get online and start kicking ass. We're crazy for it, Koreans are crazy for it, and KPop idols are no less crazy for it.

U-Kiss, in typical "We can't catch a fucking break" U-Kiss fashion, got the shaft for it though.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

IU has a REAL lesbian FANTASY about Sulli's PEACH



The internet is buzzing about IU's lesbian fantasy towards Sulli. Seems there are lyrics in the song PEACH and visuals in the MV that proclaims IU's love for THE GODDESS. The song and mv are not about "sisterly love," this song is all about how IU wants to make sweet lovin' to SULLI probably in front of all those Japanese men she's been prancing her sweet little flat ass too lately.Yeah, I heard about you and the eels and goats, IU!  BITCH!

Sweaters Baffle Netizens

Netizens prove once again that they are both mentally deficient and blind.

JYP's Standards for Selecting Trainees

J.Y. Park revealed back in April on SBS's 'Healing Camp' his method of choosing trainees for JYP Entertainment.

He stated that:
I like the hopefuls who are natural, who cannot hide their real selves. Those types always stand out to me. I tend to select the ones that I can’t help but like even when just looking at them. That’s why none of our artists do well on variety shows. There may be artists under JYP Entertainment who are lacking when it comes to vocal talent, but none of them seem unnatural".

Monday, May 14, 2012

No to Epik High under YG

ULTIMATE K-POP SONG

BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE K-POP SONG EVAAA!!!1!

It literally encompasses every single K-pop song known to mankind, summarized in less than 3 minutes.

I shall now play this song wherever I go and sing along out loud. The lyrics are deep, my friends. Clearly written to change the world like how all K-pop songs aspire to. 

It is absolutely beautiful. It is the epitome of the Hallyu wave.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

The Hallyu's Next Step: Censored Pussies



So I saw the title of this article on Soompi and got excited. Then I clicked on the link and saw it censored. Fuck you, Japan.

Happy Mother's Day to my Mom

Here's a pic of my mom with my pops. I'm really happy I came out of her!

SNSD's Jessica Sets New Baseball Record

Our lovely NineAngels are fucking flawless and shit, topping charts and breaking records of all kinds left and right. It was only inevitable that SNSD would leave their mark in sports next right?

Anti-Shinhwa Fan is Butthurt because Girlfriend Doesn't Love Him the Way She Loves Her Oppas

Brace yourselves, readers. This one is going to be hilarious.

Uh, no - not the article. Just what it is about. Sorry. 

Saturday, May 12, 2012

wat the fk, no 1 riting about apink???!

speshur note: deez apink my favorit grls frum cube bcuz trolol


Reasonable Fans!?

WELP I have not written anything in a crazy long time. So bear with me while I try to get back into things. I will be pretty rusty, so be kind. =(

Heh, like there ever is any kindness around here.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Question of the Week 43



This picture of TOP from Big Bang has been circulating online community boards lately due to its striking similarity.

Fans and VIPs alike have been all over this, commenting:
"WOW!! Even ice cream wants to look like TOP-oppa! Obviously the world knows who's the best keke~!!!"
"Mmm *licks lips* I want to lick TOP, too!!1!"

Sunday, May 6, 2012

No, no, you're going the wrong way!

So JAV star Sora Aoi is going to try debuting as a kpop singer. I think I can speak for everyone when I say we would rather have hot kpop singers debut as JAV stars.


Saturday, May 5, 2012

Question of the Week 42

This week's question comes from Andrea:
What is your top 5 stupid choreography dances from a group? (or top 10 if you have more) 


Videos are encouraged.

Thank you for your suggestion for this week.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

"True Feelings"



You can't be passionate about someone just because of daydreams. That'd be just like me saying I'm passionate for Kim Tae Hee because I had a daydream that the popsicle in the background picture turned into my penis and I ended up blowing a huge load in her mouth.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Japanese are pissed at Jiyeon



For how she eats ramen. Jesus Christ. It's not like the director and the rest of the staff bukkake'd on the pot lid before she put the ramen noodles on it.

As I see it, it's just something really fucking stupid that got blown out of proportion, but that always happens between Japan and Korea. Next Japan will hate on IU for only receiving a bukkake from nine Japanese men when normal Japanese girls receive a bukkake from ten Japanese men. They fight over little shit and it's old.

7-ARA vs 9-ARA Drama



What a bunch of crap. These "I'll only support 7-ara" stans came to accept Hwayoung, so it's inevitable they'll come to accept the two new members.

6-ara is where it's at.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

[MV Review] Sunny Hill - Is the White Horse Coming?

Sunny Hill returns to the KPop scene with Is the White Horse Cumming Coming?, and it is just as schizo as the rest of the MVs that have been coming out lately.


Watching and gif-ing this MV made me more tired than I already am, so forgive me if this is a rather shoddy review compared to my usual quality. Just look at the pretty gifs or something, whatever