Saturday, November 30, 2013

Will Seungri Jizz On Takimoto Miori's Tits?

Is Takimoto Miori Seungri's next victim? Are some BTS scenes from their upcoming mobile drama enough evidence to make a claim such as this? Did the lack of real evidence ever stop people from speculating on HwayounGate?

I don't fucking know.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Okay, so I'll do another blog about plagiarism, sampling and genre similarity as long as you all promise to STFU about it.

Ever since I wrote a blog recently about IU's plagairism accusations and melodic plagiarism in general, I've been bombarded with people asking the following:


I've been reluctant to dive into answering this question, simply because I don't want to be "that guy" who people run to whenever there's a new plagiarism case to ask what I think.  The whole point of my last blog was to hopefully get people to realise that similarity in music is a completely normal thing across all music styles and genres and to stop fucking obsessing over it, and of course plenty of people completely missed that point and instead used the post as a tool to obsess about the issue and picked things apart even more - which was exactly the opposite to what I intended.  Yay me.


Thursday, November 28, 2013

What Are You Thankful For?

It's Thanksgiving in the best country in the world United States, so this is a Kpop edition of what you're thankful for.

For me, it's for Han Ji Min being flawless and not dating someone from YG.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Lee Yeon Hee Looking Jjangbak As Fuck For Miss Korea

Korean netizens are ready to hate on this drama already just because Lee Yeon Hee is in it, but that just gives me yet another reason to watch it.

Let's Cyber Bully Kim Eun Joo

Via NetizenBuzz. It's the cool thing to do! Let's add fuel to the fire because we're morally better for bullying behind a computer screen! 

All of a Sudden, Go Ara is a Great Actress

As a fangirl would say, "you can't deny" that Go Ara makes your pants tighter. However, she has always been shitted on by netizens for her acting. While she doesn't receive as much shit as Suzy, Lee Yeon Hee, Kim Tae Hee, Yoona, or [insert idol here], Go Ara has had heaps of shit flung at her.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

T-ara To Come Back With An Anime Concept

You wouldn't be able to tell just from Jiyeon's teaser because the teaser pic is just Jiyeon crying. Is she crying because Kim Kwang Soo tried sticking it in her butt after how hot she was in Number Nine? Was it because of how hot Hyomin looked, but knowing that full well Eunjung has Hyomin's vag on lockdown, all she could do was produce a tear?

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Teddy is the luckiest mother fucker alive

So I was trying to write an article but I couldn't find anything I wanted to write about. I went to Naver to see if there were any news about Han Ye Seul's upcoming drama (she's rumored to star in Shooting Star, which would air in March 2014), but no, I found out that she's dating Teddy. Yes, Teddy, the UCAAD who has canally raped me for years. (Canal rape is rape of the ear canals).

I'm going to need something like an evoker after seeing people on Twitter laughing at me.

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #25

Han Hye Jin is hot.

Livestream tonight, nothing really planned as I didn't watch MAMA, so it'll be like last week's stream.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Lightsticks and Sones won't break my bones: the truth about k-pop black oceans.

This blog post was inspired by one of those rare intelligent moments:


As someone who has actually performed on live stages of varying sizes hundreds of times, I'm uniquely qualified to address this issue, and along the way we're going to crush one of the greatest myths that is (cleverly) perpetrated by the entire k-pop industry.  Gosh.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Click B's Oh Jong Hyuk (aka Soyeon's Man) in Wedding Singer Musical

I saw the article on Soompi and was reminded of this awesome clip. If the musical doesn't contain this song, there's no fucking point of recreating it.

Hani raps better than your oppas

After listening to these three pieces of shit in the past week, Hani sounds jjangbak in comparison.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #24

Livestream tonight at 8 PM. Yeah, there'll be talk about Ailee, Johnny Noh, allkpop, Daniel Lee, a discussion about who we wish would have nude photos leaked by allkpop, and much more.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

I'll show you... why I don't like Allkpop.

Anybody who is anybody that follows k-pop will know that the website Allkpop has been the most popular news and information site for a while now.  They also seem to be the most hated.


Of course, everybody likes to hate something that is really popular, but I personally find that there's plenty of legitimate reasons to not be that fond of Allkpop.  Let's look at some of the reasons that may have caused people to dislike Allkpop, and then I'll tell you why I personally dislike them.  It's not what you think.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

[MV Review] Kara - French Kiss

This song can go French kiss a shit-filled asshole. If this is the last song we get to hear from Kara, well, fuck.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Sasaeng control - Project Luhan

Today's blog is inspired by this question I received on


It's a good question, deserving of a detailed response, so I thought it would be interesting to answer it in blog form.

Korea doesn't really have any anti-stalking laws - unless the sasaengs assault their idols, trespass on property or steal something, the law can't really do much.  The idols can't do much either - any interaction with these people or even via their entourage and security just feeds the sasaengs because it confirms that what they're doing has a payoff - "EXO's security guard slapped me - now I'm THAT MUCH CLOSER TO EXO" etc.

It doesn't leave too many options... but I thought of a unique solution that just might actually work.  Read on, and come with me on an anti-fanfiction trip into the universe of stalkers and sasaengs.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Ailee Wouldn't Suck Johnny Noh's 2 Inch Dick, So He Tries To Ruin Her

So for those of you like me who live in the eastern part of the United States and was busy watching the Dallas Cowboys get murdered by the New Orleans Saints last night, this Ailee shit is hard to believe. The photos came out around 11 PM EST, aka the time I started watching Secret episode 14 because the game was out of hand by that point.

Representation of what the Ailee photos were all about.

Here is the original allkpop article where they blur out everything.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

[MV Review] Taeyang - Ringa Linga (Dance Version)

Note: I wrote this review two days ago, before the official MV came out. The dance version is horrible enough, so there's no point in subjecting myself to anymore torture.

Short review: This isn't anything close to Wedding Dress, so don't get your hopes up. Detailed review after the jump.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Saturday Shitfest #23

Lately Ahjussi has been talking about Ashley a lot, and since it's her birthday today, well, she may as well be today's focus on Saturday Shitfest #23.

As for the stream tonight, check your timezone. I live in the UTC-5 region. Last Saturday night, Daylight's Daving Time ended in the United States, so for those of you who live outside of the United States, the streaming time should be delayed by one hour. Check the first comment for more details about the time until the livestream.

Friday, November 8, 2013

[MV Review] Kim Jaejoong - Just Another Girl

Jaejoong (and not me, you assholes) just made his comeback in the past week, so let's see how this turns out.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Monday, November 4, 2013

Obligatory post of Fei's comeback picture

The last of the miss A solo image teasers is here and does not disappoint (How could it?). Member Fei is sleek and sexy in her individual shot ! 

Sunday, November 3, 2013

"I Got A Boy" wins Video of the Year at YouTube Awards

YouTube hosted its first awards show tonight. I've only seen a few minutes of the live stream, but it seemed pretty weird. Or cheap. Yeah, I think that's the word I wanted.

The most interesting thing to come out of the show was Girls' Generation's "I Got A Boy" winning Video of the Year.

It surprised many, I believe.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Livestream Feedback

This is for the UCAADs that watch the livestreams. I'm trying to find out what could be improved when doing these livestreams.