Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Tablo X Lee Hi Fly Remix



"Hey, let's take Epik High's most recognizable single and rape the living shit out of it and put it in a CF!" Once again, that pudge-faced midget Lee Hi destroys another song with her boring vocals. Yes, Korean netizens jack off to "vocal talent", but this so-called "vocal talent" doesn't mean shit when this "vocal talent" is a better cure for insomnia than sleeping pills are. It's almost as horrific as man rape.

Monday, July 29, 2013

Stupid Thing Fangirls Utter 35

This week's photo comes from Harshmin:



Thank you for your submission!

...

What?

.....

WUT.

????

Dara.

Are you fo real homeslice!?

Aww hellz no. Out of any of the 4 in 2NE1, you picked DARA.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Fix the Video: f(x)'s 'Rum Pum Pum Pum'



f(x)'s 'Rum Pum Pum Pum' has been on repeat for me since it came out. It's my favorite f(x) title track since NU ABO. Though it couldn't reach its full potential because of Amber's forced rapes, I find the song pretty jjangbak. The video, however, is exactly like every other f(x) MV out there. These sluts are the female Super Junior of rehashing their MVs for years on end. Yawn, this shit is putting me to sleep and I don't know if I'll finish my reviewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

We're Pro-Choice

Some of you may think Antikpopfangirl is a red-blooded Republican-leaning site, but I'll have you know that we're actually quite liberal. Despite evidence to the contrary, we support the fangirls' right to a good dicking because let's face it -- fangirls are people too.

People have needs, and who are we to deny them?


Get it girls. ((Pretty sure the fuck me/cum for me girls are one and the same.))

"I'ma tear dat pu$$y up... like a wolf."

KPOPALYPSE LIVE STREAM

ATTENTION BOYS (and girls)
 

KPOPALYPSE LIVE STREAM is happening soon!


Saturday, July 27, 2013

Does your bias use Autotune: or - does a bear shit in the woods?

There's a lot on the Internet written about Autotune* and its effects on pop music.  Pity almost none of it is factual or even makes any sense.  I thought it would be interesting as both a kpop fan and a qualified audio engineer to weigh in on the topic of Autotune for the benefit of you folks reading, because if there's any group of people out there who don't understand jack shit about Autotune, it's k-pop fans.  I'm sorry for all of you who come here for the pictures of boobs but this is going to be one of those boring educational posts where you probably don't need your screen cleaner and wet wipes for a change but you actually might learn some shit.

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Saturday Shitfest #8



Yeah yeah, this could be an article for STFU. However, I don't wish to give mentally retarded EXO fans that much spotlight.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Today's News in 5 Minutes #4



BAP to debut in Japan with Warrior. At least they won't be promoting in Korea for once. I don't follow BAP at all, but it seems as if the longest break they've taken has been one month. It's ridiculous how much these guys promote. Okay, fifteen promotion cycles later and you still haven't gained that many new fans. We get it. Take a break for six months or some shit.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Queen of Twerk

After fruitless years of searching for a KPop idol who knows how to twerk it, after making countless gifs of bootyshaking that only pale next to the real deal, I have finally found the Holy Grail.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Dear KDrama Fans, Fuck Your Socialism



On the 23rd in Korea, Korean drama producer Kim Jong Hak was found dead. He hadn't paid all of the debt that he owed, so he committed suicide, though it is unconfirmed at this point. Kim Jong-hak's death points out one of the many inherent flaws in the Korean drama system, but many people are quick to point the blame at the wrong people.

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This week's submission comes from me, because. I pushed back all of ShinBot's scheduled articles for this one because I just had to get this out there ASAP. ((Hope you don't mind, l0l j/k as if I kara))

Monday, July 22, 2013

Goodbye Supreme Team ;.;



Saw the unfortunate news on Nate, and well, God damn it.

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This week's submission comes from RealJW:



Thank you for sharing this!

Eh. What can I say. To be expected from a S<3ne. Or any SM-shipper.

If anyone has submissions for future Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to akf_shinbi, ask them at http://ask.fm/akfshinbi, or leave them in the comment section below. Thank you!

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Suzy Participates In Painal Sex on Running Man



As usual, thanks to klogg @ fiddle.se for capturing this moment. I would say that JYP should have loosened her anus up by now, but we know that JYP is a gorilla. According to wikipedia, gorillas aren't packing.

For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.[30]


There, no one can ever claim that you have never learned anything while browsing AKF. Now you know that while a gorilla can beat the living shit out of you, you have a bigger dick than he does. You know, unless you have a micropenis(wiki article, not an actual pic. Don't worry, I'm not that mean.).

Saturday, July 20, 2013

AKF Livestream

Watch live video from zaku_bot1 on www.justin.tv

Starts soon, everyone!

Saturday Shitfest #7

By chance I just came upon this site....I find it's interesting to hear all this negativity and gay bashing coming from girls. I do expect it from boys because most men have problems about their own sexuality when confronted by a gay man. I don't use the word woman because a real woman would be more accepting. Maybe because I am a mother and grandmother I can get beyond the petty jealousy of people that have no game. It is hard to be accepting when you really can't write or have any talent. As for Kwon Ji-Yong the boy is talented and at 24 years old he is quite accomplished. As for his sexual preference who cares. Let me just say that because of K-pop and Korean dramas I am learning to speak, write and read Korean at 77 years old. It is a beautiful and passionate language. Thanks for listening.
As you know by now, you can't post on any articles that are more than 90 days old. I did that to prevent the onslaught of delusional fangirls spamming the comments section in old articles. Plus, it's much easier to gather funny shit fangirls say. Anyway, this shit is way too funny, and I wouldn't even know where to start dissecting this awful comment.

Also, remember that Zaku will be live streaming tonight at 5 PM PST (-7 GMT). The link to the livestream is http://www.justin.tv/zaku_bot1.





Since f(x) is coming back later this month, enjoy Chocolate Love. No sulli_fag, Chocolate Love doesn't refer to Sulli's asshole lol.

Friday, July 19, 2013

Question of the Week 75

This week's question comes from Alba:
For which idol would you sacrifice your life for?

Thanks for your suggestion!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

No More Celebrity Soldiers

This was coming a mile away ever since the beginning of the year when it was revealed Rain was banging Kim Tae Hee. There will no longer be a distinction between celebrity soldiers and normal soldiers, so these guys won't get 150 vacation days anymore, let alone state-sponsored trips to massage parlors.


SUPPORT FREEDOM - SUPPORT SULLI

I live in Australia, which is a country where we don't have many of those fancy "rights" things, like what some of you other swanky posh countries get.  Freedom of speech enshrined in the law?  Not fucking likely, cunt.  Right to bear arms?  You can't even carry around a gun that fires fucking vegetables.  And if they arrest you for carrying that super-deadly shit, you don't even have the right to remain silent, you filthy fucking criminal scum.  I'm jealous of you folks who live elsewhere and can just whip out the old "you're infringing on my legal rights" line when the shit goes down, that'd be some cool shit to be able to do around where I live.  Australians are pretty much lucky if we're not in jail 24/7.  Oh wait.

All of this harsh oppression that I experience daily (exacerbated by my heritage which is German and Chinese, two countries well versed at various periods in history with "shut up and lie in that ditch over there" so you can imagine what my upbringing was like) means that I sympathise heavily with anybody anywhere who flaunts their legal (or imagined) right to act like a complete cuntfaced bitch in public.  Latest exhibit: Sulli of f(x).

sull


Guess Who?

I know who, do you?


You may or may not shit bricks once you find out.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

[MV Review] Rania - Up

This was actually released last week (I think), but I've only just now heard about it while scrounging around for something to write about. SO HERE'S A MUCH-DELAYED REVIEW~

Monday, July 15, 2013

Kangta Wants To Bang Victoria



Kangta is back at it again, discussing how Victoria is his ideal type. He veils his true reasons by stating obvious facts like that she's hot, but we know the real reason.

8 Things I Love About 2ne1's "Falling in Love"





I fell in love.

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*cough* 3/4s of SNSD's fandom *cough*

If anyone has submissions for future Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to akf_shinbi, ask them at http://ask.fm/akfshinbi, or leave them in the comment section below. Thank you!

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Ailee & why singing is not really important in pop music

It is generally heard -and written- in Kpop communities on the importance of talent, which is not a bad thing in itself, but the notion of what "talent" stands for tends to be narrowed down to two categories: either singing or dancing. While the first one is noticed by most human beings, the second one is often neglected to a "main dancer" label.


Saturday, July 13, 2013

Confirmation bias 101 for oxygen-wasting k-pop fandoms

This is just a little unspectacular and fairly unexciting post that I wrote mainly for my own benefit, so I can link other people to it rather than having to type out how confirmation bias works again and again for dumb fucks.  Maybe you will also find it useful to link people to if you've got some dumb fuckin' friends on the Internet like I do (and you almost certainly do if you hang around with the average k-pop fan, let's be honest).  Or maybe you are a dumbass yourself and could use some education (don't be sad - we were all dumb once).  Either way I hope that this post is useful for you in some way.

I realise that for those of you with an actual brain this is pretty Captain Obvious stuff and actually a really boring topic, so I'll try not to make it too fucking dull for the people who would rather be reading about tits and ass by inserting some eye candy here and there.  For the rest of you, try not to get too distracted while you learn stuff.



Saturday Shitfest #6



Stellar makes a comeback after a year. I thought they had already disbanded, but they're still sticking around. You see, back in 2011, before Stellar debuted, they were being hyped because they were debuting under Eric's company. I was watching Spy Myung Wol at the time and one of the Stellar members was also in the drama, and since Eric was the male lead in the drama, snippets of the MV were played over the span of the series. Naturally, after seeing the group so often through the drama, I was wondering how their debut would actually be. It would be an understatement to say I was disappointed; just listen to the shit for yourself. The chorus is the only enjoyable part of the song, but the rest is unbearable due to all of the God damn chipmunk singing.

Friday, July 12, 2013

[ANNOUNCEMENT] Antikpopfangirl Livestream

Hello all. We interrupt your daily fangirl musings to bring you a special announcement.

I've been doing some thinking/brainstorming, and I thought it would be a nice idea to do a AKF livestream ((kinda like what Netizenbuzz has for her fans/readers)). It'll probably be only me until more authors get on board with the idea, and/or we figure out a way to do multiple webcams, but it would be a good opportunity for you all to interact with us.

This is your opportunity to ask us about anything you want, or to get a look at how we run things around here. If you're interested, I'm probably going to set this up for next Saturday evening (July 20th), perhaps at 5PM PST (subject to change).

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE SO I'M NOT A LOSER STREAMING TO AN AUDIENCE OF LIKE 5 PEOPLE

UPDATE: Here's the channel link!! http://www.justin.tv/zaku_bot1

[MV] BESTie (베스티) - Pitapat (두근두근)



No - this is not an MV review. I stopped doing those a long time ago.

I just thought I would share this video that I found today while YouTube surfing. It apparently is a new girl group that made their debut yesterday.

It is a fairly forgettable and boring song with generic pretty girls that I personally can barely differentiate. Essentially, a basic, cookie-cutter Korean girl group music video.

Except the dance.

Monday, July 8, 2013

[MV Review] Girl's Day - Female President

Super late, but here it is. Life and work got in the way. Only 2 weeks late. l0l



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To follow up with last week's STFU, I found the perfect country for all the fangirls to move to where their oppas will always perform at!



Saturday, July 6, 2013

T-ara's "Target" is your boyfriend's jizz

Picture this.  Imagine that you're a young girl living in Korea, not necessarily a huge k-pop fan although you probably do listen to some of it, and you've been going out with your first boyfriend for a few months now.  You don't have a lot of time in this busy world, but you make the effort to meet occasionally with him when you're not studying or working 18 hours a day, he walks with you sometimes and you hold hands together and think pure thoughts.  He's a little socially awkward but he's basically a nice guy plus he really seems to like you.  Birds chirp, flowers bloom and all is well in the world.

Then one day, in a rare moment of synchronous study downtime, he invites you to his place for the first time.  He seems like such a great guy, really.  Nothing could go wrong, right?




Am I Dreaming That A Pink Finally Made A Comeback? No No No



Among Bruce Lee's many quotes, there is one quote that really hits the spot when defining A Pink's latest comeback. "It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential."

Saturday Shitfest #5



Jupal. That is all.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Question of the Week 74

This week's question comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:
If you were a CEO/founder of a agency, which Korean idols/celebrities (you can include actors/actresses) would you want in your company?

Thanks for your submission!

Thursday, July 4, 2013

FX Girl Heo Yoon Mi



This is as close to Korean porn as we'll probably get. And for those of you who always complain about Asian women never shaving down there, Heo Yoon Mi proves that notion false. Is anyone even reading this?

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 5

Once again I am back to promote DJ Masa, an artist that I always have a heart on for.


This boy literally took the time to compile and mashup 75 of 2012's most popular songs. Respect.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Former EXID members to form a new group



When EXID debuted last year, three of the original six members left the group after the release of their first single. Good thing Hani didn't leave the group. EXID has done well for a nugu group, so maybe the three girls that left are regretting their decision to leave the group so quickly. Maybe the left because Shinsadong Tiger tried to force the girls to lick his nutsack, I don't know.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Soyeon & The Gang - Like The Wind



T-ara's first title track worth listening to in fucking forever comes from the "other sub-unit", Qri, Boram, and Soyeon. While the subunit is known as QBS, it's really just Soyeon and her two assistants.

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Happy Canada Day my fellow Canadian FISHies!