Friday, January 31, 2014

Lee Yeon Hee's Dance Scene In Miss Korea Episode 14



Basically this.

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 47

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker on my Ask.fm:


Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~

Okay. There is a lot to discuss here

1) Are you sexually attracted to flashlights now, too? I only ask because when I was still studying psychology, we learned about people who orgasm whilst in an environment which then inadvertently encodes in their memory. In turn, they become accidentally sexually attracted to certain objects (that were present) which now begin to prompt their sexual arousal. Damn. Must be awkward for you when you suddenly get horny in hardware stores now.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

BOMDMAS - YG truth formula

My last post was all about subjectivity and bias, so today's post is all about maths, truth and objective things that can be measured absolutely.

I've been told that YG's CEO Yang Hyun Suk plans to debut four new groups in 2014.  Wow, yay for YG fans right?

As we often know with YG, their plans don't always equate to reality, so maybe we shouldn't break out the party streamers just yet.  Remember how we were supposed to get a new 2NE1 song every month from July 2013 through to October 2013?

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Oh dear.  Something tells me this might not end well.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Idol Biases of AKF

Recycling the picture again lololol.


Almost three years later and people still think that I hate Kpop and Korean entertainment. After posting the 2013 Bias-List Wreckers and after seeing Kpopalypse oppar's bias list, I thought it would be good to post my list, though it will be differently formatted. This is part one for the actresses, and part two will be for idols. The post was going to be too long and laggy, so I had to split it. This is picture and video heavy, so be forewarned.

The Actress Biases of AKF

Yay for reusing pictures! I hope e-environmentalists are happy that I recycle.


Almost three years later and people still think that I hate Kpop and Korean entertainment. After posting the 2013 Bias-List Wreckers and after seeing Kpopalypse oppar's bias list, I thought it would be good to post my list, though it will be differently formatted. This is part one for the actresses, and part two will be for idols. The post was going to be too long and laggy, so I had to split it. This is picture and video heavy, so be forewarned.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Heo Yoon Mi Is Ridiculous


Jesus Christ.

Thanks to ziodonato for linking me this pic.

Jonghyun Possibly Dating Lee Yoo Bi



Jonghyun is once again on the prowl for some vagina after breaking up with Shin Se Kyung years ago.

The 9 biases of KPOPALYPSE

Today Anti Kpop-Fangirl's affiliation with k-pop discussion forum site OneHallyu has gained my attention.  This seems like a great move to me, because OneHallyu is a useful resource for k-pop fans.  However, the affiliation has alerted me to a curious misconception that some OneHallyu users have about Anti Kpop-Fangirl (despite a FAQ existing to address exactly such misconceptions):

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As well as confirming a commonly-shared reader preference:

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So it's in the interests of "giving the people what they want", that I now present to you my k-pop bias list.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Soshi manager Chapter 5: Little slices of meat



After we got back from Vietnam I had only brief respite before I was at it again. This time I had to help with the opening of our new clothes line, SPAO.


[MV review] Ga-In "Fxxk U"

Ga-In says "Fu (inhale) k you."


She didn't do herself up real nice for this shit.


AKF + One Hallyu

Do you know what you get when you combine two STDs together? Well, I don't know, but I'm sure it'd be similar to this alliance.

Anyway, One Hallyu is our newest affiliate and now there's an official AKF thread on One Hallyu.

Way back in the day when the 6theory forums were still around, the creators of AKF and OH were mingling together. I had already made AKF before 6theory's demise, but Hallyu8 was born to combat Johnny trying to over-police the forum. After Hallyu8's forum was fucked up beyond repair, One Hallyu was made. So essentially, the two places are more similar than one would imagine. I've been going to OH for a while since I also went to H8 and 6theory, and Zaku, akisame and Kpopalypse oppar also post on there.

Would You Be Able To Become A Male Idol If You Had To Do A "Gay" Concept



This is something we were discussing in the livestream on Friday night. If you spent years of your life preparing for a debut, but had to debut with a song like DBSK's Balloons, would you be able to do it?

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Let's help KARA have a bright future

Almost everybody reading this will know that KARA, one of k-pop's biggest groups, has had some line-up difficulties lately with two members Nicole and Jiyoung not renewing their contracts, leaving the group as a three-piece.  I guess it must be a pretty shit group to be in if the girls are making enough money to buy real estate yet some of them can't stand to be part of the KARA machine any longer, but then if I were an idol maybe I'd be sick of that bullshit by now and I'd bail too.  In any event, the girls probably aren't giving anything away.

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So what does this mean for the future of KARA... and how can we help?

Korean Netizens Praise Han Ye Seul, Expect The Apocalypse

No way.

Just no way.



Is this real life? Has Hell frozen over? I ask that in seriousness because it certainly has fucking frozen over where I live.

Toda Erika Is Jjangbak



I just had to post something because that nose on that girl in the article below is going to give me nightmares.

Kiss & Cry - Domino Game





Lol. Dat nose. That's what happens when you visit the same surgeon as Park Bom.

Thanks to @klogglol/fiddle.se for providing this laugh.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 46

This week's photos come from Rylee:




Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~

Best comment of the lot: "I thought he was gay~" - said everyone ever

Thursday, January 23, 2014

GLAM Didn't Disband!!111



Many fans had thought that GLAM had disbanded, since it is very unusual for a rookie/new group to take this much time off from promotions when the norm is for these new groups to promote non-stop, like T-ara used to or BAP still does. Anyway, all I have to say in regards to GLAM still being around is...

Why Doesn't Snoop Care?

As you may or may not have heard, Snoop Dogg was photographed with a good ol' Korean in black face.


"But why, Snoop?" you may ask. "Why don't you give a shit about this??"

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

My Last Possible Edit of Nicole Jung



RIP Nicole's career. You were my favorite Kara member since 5ever ago, and not just because of your ass. In commemorating the likely end of your career, I had to make one last edit of you.

Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 8

Song Ji Eun of SECRET came back with another solo single a few months back.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

GOT7 want to be known as "Black Kids"



I don't really care about GOT7 - a JYP rookie group - but this is stupid it's incredibly funny. I think my IQ dropped about 10 points when I read that before I started laughing at the laptop screen. This isn't remotely racist* or anything, but couldn't they just refer to their music as "hip-hop"? Their PR management must have been face-palming themselves so hard after hearing this lol.

*because of their stupidity people are going to use this against them to refer to them as "racist" rather than just plain dumb.

Sasaeng fan selling Exo underwear

Who wants Exo's underwear?


Anybody? Anybody?


Queen BoA releases Shout It Out PV



I've been jamming to this song since I heard the radio edit a few days ago. Props to Avex for not fucking us over by releasing a short PV. They actually uploaded the full one!

Monday, January 20, 2014

Soshi manager Chapter 4: "Let's do it slowly... and easy..."


I walked in the door and immediately remembered why I had been dreading today for some time. That stupid festival... I don't have anything against Vietnam or anything but I knew that it'd be quite the chore to round up all the girls by the time their flight left. Who knew what ridiculous acts of trivia answering or shoe finding I'd have to undertake to get them in the car?

Learning relative pitch - the k-pop way

This is a music theory-related post.  I wrote it initially as an ask.fm answer to someone who asked about how to learn relative pitch.  I got halfway through and then thought to myself "fuck it - this information could be really useful so why not make a blog out of it so it's not buried 269 pages deep in my ask.fm answers list and impossible to dig out in a month's time.  People who are not musicians or aspiring to be musicians may struggle to understand this post and may also be incredibly fucking bored by it, and for that I apologise, but there probably isn't a way around this to be honest.

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RE: AKF's Wrongdoings



This post may be too long for some, so enjoy watching this video of Aragaki Yui, who is disgustingly thin and has no tits and ass. I have no idea why I find her attractive when she doesn't have the ideal 36-24-36 body. She doesn't have a high nose bridge or a V-shaped face. I should hate this bitch that I find extremely cute, right? Since Gakki doesn't fit into some other asshole's standards that aren't my own, I should hate her.

I'll sprinkle in some pictures of Aragaki Yui if this is too long for you.

For those out of the loop, this post is in response to this post.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Thus Spake Yennythustra

Everyone and their mothers know that JYP is probably floundering at the moment, both financially and prestige-wise. None of their artists have done anything of note recently, and especially considering Kpoppalypse's helpful guide to idol finances, they haven't media-played about any new CF deals or outstanding sponsors either. Netizens are quick to dumpster on the state of JYP, believing they no longer deserve a place at the table of the Big Three (formerly SM, YG, and JYP).

All in all, pretty grim, amirite. NOW, WE CAN ONLY TRUST IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BASED YENNY TO DELIVER JYP

I just wanted an excuse to make this shitty edit. l0l

We're (Supposedly) Pro-Anorexia


For those that regularly read the comments, you probably know who wrote this. For those that don't, here:



Saturday, January 18, 2014

Kojima Haruna


Do I even need to justify myself at this point in the blog's life when I post hot chicks from Japan, China and Taiwan? Nope, didn't think so. 

I generally don't pay attention to AKB48, but damn, Kojima Haruna is a goddess, has amazing tits, and most importantly, has straight teeth. The teeth are the most important when it comes to a Japanese idol. Nothing makes me flaccid quicker than seeing teeth only a hillbilly that chews tobacco all day would love.

Han Hyo Joo For Viki


Flawless. Would pee in her butt.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Music Bank hates women and/or is controlled by jealous bitches

This is the important part. More after the break.

Cao Ni Ma! Song Of The Grass Mud Horse

It's been too hot where I live to write blogs.  The other day Adelaide became the official hottest capital city in the world - fuck that shit.  It's cooling down though so I'll bring you something with words in it over the next few days.  In the meantime, here's a completely thoughtless blog post.  Let's sing along:


Bonus hot Sulli pics after the jump.

Seungyeon To Be In New SBS Plus Drama



Not content to let Nicole and Jiyoung ruin her career, Seungyeon isn't letting those UCAADs drag her down. On the other hand, she has been cast in a new series. Well, the cognitive dissonance within me is super strong right now. Seungyeon was always a close second-favorite of mine in Kara, and now with Nicole gone, Seungyeon is on top for me now. But....I am one of her fans that doesn't want her to ever act again...or at least until she improves a lot...which I guess would require her to act in dramas a lot...which means...I don't fucking know. Fuck.

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 45

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:



Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~



Woah, girl. Might want to loosen your grip a little.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

T-ara N4's American Album, featuring Chris Brown, announced!


This is going to be one bubbling hot mess.

Sunny's Boobs



I don't have to write shit.

[MV Review] The SeeYa - More and More



This review is mainly for Nymston, myself, and the other three The SeeYa fans out there. Maybe one more person will become a fan after this review, but let's get on with it. While there is a lack of Song Minkyung in the MV, the Cyclops Overlord makes up for it, and for those of you who watched Answer Me 1994, Haitai is here.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Gary Makes An Awesome Solo Debut



Gary just shows off how awesome he is with his new MVs for his solo album.

Puff Kuo, Heechul's WGM Global Wife, Releases Solo MV



Dream Girls recently released an album, and the each of the members had a solo song. This is Puff's MV, and she's just too cute.

On a related note, Puff and Heechul are going to be on WGM Global together. I don't know what crime Puff committed, but I'm ready for the ELFs to talk shit about her all day every day now.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

[AYSLT] Every Single Day



It's been a while since there has been a "Nugu You Should Listen To" article on here, but I find that name to be misused for these articles, because to fans of the genres that these artists belong to, most of the artists we have featured aren't nugus. So I changed it to [Artists You Should Listen To] and I'll probably continue to do this feature in the future since Zaku and Shinbi abandoned it, and I'll most likely throw in some Japanese and Taiwanese artists in there from time to time.

Friday, January 10, 2014

BESTie is the Best for Men's Health Magazine



Experts agree that if you look at hot chicks every day, the erections that you get can be beneficial to your health since your heart has to work that much more. There, I'm doing my part to make the world a bit healthier.


Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 44

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my Ask.fm:



Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCK

ARE

YOU

DOING!?!?!?!

Thursday, January 9, 2014

[MV Review] Dal Shabet - "B.B.B."

Dal Shabet returned this week with the group's latest single, "B.B.B." In a sharp change from most modern kpop, the song is a synthy dance track. 


Lawl, just kidding. They're all like that.


How does this one compare to the legions before it?

[MV Review] Girl's Day - Something

WHOO FIRST REVIEW IN AGES + COLLAB WITH CHUCK WHOO


Naeun Is A True Latina


Last year, I started speculating that A Pink's Naeun had to be a Latina because a) her new nose (which she didn't need to get) made her look like she was from Latin America and b) that ass. Now that these pictures have come out, I am now 90% sure that Naeun is of Hispanic origin, or a UCHODA (Upstanding Citizen of Hispanic Origin with Dat Ass).

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Chocolate Love - marketing 101 for deluded k-pop fans

 Lately I've been fielding a lot of questions like this:

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and this:

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So for those who wonder:

1.  How much money idols make, and
2.  How much fans and idols alike are being played like suckers by entertainment companies

This blog has the answer, in both short and long form.


Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 7

I know this song of Davichi's came out a long while ago, but I only discovered it this fall (cause I barely keep up with Korean music anymore) and am still in love with it:


Tuesday, January 7, 2014

My life as a soshi manager pt. 2 - soshi managerer

Another day in the life...

Hyunyoung is in Rainbow Blaxx, Praise The Lord



Thank You DSP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MV Review] Ailee - Singing Still Puts Me To Sleep



Short review: Like most of Ailee's songs, if you love vocalists overdoing it, this is your track. For people like me, well, it's a pass as usual. And no, I won't blindly support Ailee just because I dislike allkpop.

Jia Gets Flamed for Stupidest "Scandal" Yet

Miss A's Jia uploaded some harmless photos of herself riding on an airport cart online and people are making a big deal out of it.


Pretty much everyone and their mothers have done this "stunt" at least once in their lives, so for netizens to be making a big deal out of this stupefies me. I've seen some stupid scandals in my time but this has to take the cake.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Jooyeon Says Fuck Your "Levels"


So, last month there was a "dating scandal" between So Ji Sub and Jooyeon. And you know how Koreans are about their "levels"...

Miryo Needs To Help Bom


Damn UCAAD, help another UCAAD out and introduce Bom to your surgeon.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

lol pressed fangirl



Rainblow Blaxx Teaser



I generally have zero shits to give to teasers, unless they are awesome.

In this sub-unit, Rainbow Blaxx is reaching into their inner black female selves, ready to come back and be all sassy to anyone who calls them nugus.

P.S. For the love of God, if Hyunyoung isn't in this sub-unit, I will lose what little faith I have left in DSP.

T-ara's MV Director Cha Eun Taek Truly Sucks Major Walrus Dick



So, Cha Eun Taek directed this Jolin Tsai MV from her "Myself" album, and no wonder why I always get a seizure. Man, this UCAAD should be banned from ever making MVs again. Honey Trap is one of my favorite Jolin songs, but damn, it's almost impossible to watch the MV. I'll probably get three seizures before even getting boner -- just like every T-ara MV ever.

(Major snow storm is coming my way. It's like God saw all the videos/gifs/pics I was linking and started jizzing everywhere. So yeah, be careful for anyone else in the U.S. who'll get impacted by this storm. Too bad Jolin's hotness can't just melt the fucking snow away.)

Friday, January 3, 2014

Jessica Imitates Hyosung


I have found two ways that Jessica imitates Hyosung in this picture. Can you spot them?

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 43

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my Ask.fm:


Thank you for your submission!

~*~*~

HE DOESN'T LOOKLIKE A MEMBER OF EXO? WHAT A SELFISH BASTARD. FUCK THAT. DUMP HIS ASS. HOW SELFISH OF HIM TO LOOK LIKE SEUNGRI.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

First Yoona, Now Sooyoung

Sooyoung has apparently been confirmed by Soompi via Sports Seoul to be dating Jung Kyung Ho.
That's the sound of the collective SONE population rupturing again.

Hwayoung is Dripping Wet in New Teaser Pics

Some teaser pics came out of Hwayoung appearing in some kind of filming for something. I could show you the boring pics, but then THESE BABIES CAME OUT


OH MY GOD HWAYOUNG

Moving to Wellmade Ent was THE BEST THING EVER. She really does look like Park Shin Hye, or at least her little sister or something, now. Not getting bullied anymore has done wonders for her self-esteem and outward beauty. l0l

PS: Why are "I am partially submerged in a bathtub" pics the new it thing to do? Not that I'm complaining, just curious.

Rain (tries) to get back into the game with "La Song" and "30Sexy"

Did Kim Tae Hee give you that kiss mark, Rain?

Rain recently took a break from fucking his girlfriend, Kim Tae Hee, to go back to his day job of "singing". I'm putting "singing" in inverted commas because Rain doesn't do much singing in his song "La Song" (rofl at the name). And whatever singing he does is generally not very good, "vocal God" my ass.