Sunday, May 24, 2015

Two Reasons To Stan Jin Se Yeon


So AKF showed me who Jin Se Yeon was a few minutes ago through Twitter. I have two good reasons to stan her now.

AKF's Top Korean Songs (#25-1)


Same criteria as before.

AKF's Top Korean Songs (#50-26)


Hey everyone, it's Memorial Day weekend and I'm taking a break from studying. Considering how I haven't had the time to keep up with Kpop except for a few albums, I have nothing to write about. I won't be able to catch up on everything until the end of the year, so I figured I may as well do a list post since those are always so popular.

Anyway, the only criteria for this list is that the song actually has to be Korean.

The article is split into two because 50 videos in one article would lag more than trying to watch a video in 2002 on a dial-up modem. Anyway, the list will just give my general thoughts and some background information on the song. It will not be a song-by-song review. It's pretty damn obvious I like these songs a lot for them to make my list, so there's no need to go into detail as to why.

Kpopalypse's 30 worst songs of the Golden Age Of K-pop: 2008-2011

It's Kpopalypse worst-of list time once again!  Time to relax, sit down with your favourite beverage and find out what k-pop songs Kpopalypse thought sucked the most from the Golden Age of k-pop!

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Warning: like all Kpopalypse lists, this one has 30 videos and may take a while to load.  Be patient.  Or get a better device to read this on.  Or disable your Flash player - trust me, you might as well, you're not going to be missing much if you can't play these horrible music videos.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Best of the Worst: May 21, 2015

Welcome back, everyone. Let's cut to the chase this week: AOA is creating a line of toothbrushes.


Achieve your dreams: Put Choa in your mouth every day. 


I'm already planning to order the whole set. I'll use Yuna for my daily brushing, Jimin for special occasions like vacation, I'll attach Choa to a gold mount so I can stare at it all day, and Chanmi can help me clean around the grout in the bathroom.

Jay Park - 몸매 (MOMMAE) International Version

Kim Ha Neul To Be In A Movie Where She Romances A Student As A Teacher


Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Interview with Lim Kim


Hi! Soyeon Friend here with an exclusive interview with Lim Kim. Lim Kim as you know has experienced a huge surge in popularity with the tracks "Love Game" and "Awoo". Recently, she was kind enough to take time out her busy schedule and record this interview where we reminisce about old times.


Saturday, May 16, 2015

The Official Kpopalypse Blackjack Defence Rap Challenge

Kpopalypse is back, and this time he's reviewing stuff!  Everybody hop on board for:

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Which Blackjack can pick up the microphone and defend Park Bom the most effectively in a rap verse?  Read on for the Blackjack Defence Rap Challenge!

[MV Review] Monsta X - Trespass



Somewhere in my calloused heart, I find room to actually care about certain parts of the wonderful world that we live in. One such thing was a survival show where Korean blokes tried to prove that they could sing, rap, dance, work in a team, build a canoe, etc. better than anyone else in the near vicinity. The show was called No Mercy, and a song where Hyorin sings about having sex came as a result of it. You know the drill; a group was formed, and a fair number of people were left outraged that their favourite just wasn't up to scratch when it came to canoe building. Now, because Starship have their shit together way more than YG, it took little more than four months for Monsta X to debut whilst iKon are still lost in their hunt for the Treasure of the Sierra Madre. The question that is on everyone's lips is: "Sohyunna, is the song any fucking good you piece of shit?" which I intend to answer in my own way over this article. If you don't like it, then you can fuck right off and jerk it to the Excuse Me dance practice for the third time today (I recommend this option).


Thursday, May 14, 2015

Best of the Worst: May 14, 2015

It was all about idol bodies and body image this week. We learned which four females have the best legs in kpop, how AOA Jimin looks like a dog, and what keeps Hyosung looking so fine. We also got not one, but TWO stories about boobies. Oh happy day.


The first chest in question

If you look at this photo at the right angle, you can see through her shirt.


Wednesday, May 13, 2015

This is a post that consists of nothing but Apink with their mouths open/things in their mouths


Finals are over and I finally have time to settle down and create some great content for AKF. So, with that being said I hope you guys appreciate my first ever effort post. I put a lot of work into this!~

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

HYSF's Top Song of 2015


I know it's only May, but I would be surprised if another song came out this year rivaled "Shattered" or any song on BoA's album. I was on the fence before, but now I'm a Jumping BoA. Thus, BoA went from "I would lick her asshole" to "Step on my balls and peg me."

Iljins' Delivery of Gifts Approved by the Fapgods (IDGAF) #3

You thought this series was dead, didn’t you? Well nope, you’re wrong. It’s just difficult to find fapworthy material that’s unkown enough to be worth posting, both for me and submitters. Talking of which, if you do happen to know of anything that fits the above criteria, send it to me via my details which you’ll find if you scroll all the way down to the bottom of this post.


This issue of IDGAF introduces you to the most cutting-edge faptech in the fancamming field: a standard fancam PLUS a super close-up camera rolled into one. How innovative! Now we can fap to our genitals’ hearts’ content while getting that perfect ass shot and seeing everything else at the same time. This YouTube channel (Mr.V) couldn’t possibly get better for fappers, right? ...Not exactly. This particular gift is only barely approved by the fapgods.

Monday, May 11, 2015

Kpopalypse explains good vs bad production in k-pop

Hi everyone, it's that time again - time for one of those technical posts that you all love.  Recently people have been asking me variations of the following question:

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Yes I am!  If you've ever wondered what constitutes a decent production, Kpopalypse is here to help!  Read on for all the trufax about good production vs bad production!

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The April Honours List



Another month has passed and most of the releases in April were distinctly mediocre which makes the top and bottom 3 rather difficult but we shall have a go.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Looking For New Staff


It's summer time, which is a traditional hiring period for new AKF authors.

[MV Non-Review] BigBang - Loser + Bae Bae

After almost three years of hiatus BigBang have finally returned with two songs, planning to release more feature tracks from their new album over a course of months.



This comeback is genius, but not for the reasons that VIPs are fangasming over it.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

It's a miracle: Hyunseung looks good in his latest MV

Hyunseung mostly doesn't look like a freak in the video for his solo debut, "Ma First."




Mostly.

The G-Dragon Delusion



And so the bomb went off, and the coming of The Five Horsemen of the K-Popalypse has been prophesied. BIGBANG will come back with something like 45 MVs, IKON stans will have to wait for another couple centuries for YG to get his shit together, and Korea's GDP will climb by several billion won. Though BIGBANG are nominally an egalitarian enterprise, their esteemed leader G-Dragon will no doubt be in the centre of the public eye with they bestow their musical gifts upon us. G-Dragon's apostles would follow him to the ends of the earth without thinking to question whether or not this is rational: being hopelessly devoted to anyone besides the one true God that is JYP is nothing short of ridiculous. What's more, I would question not only Mr. Dragon's deity status, but his very existence. Inspired by the be-suited ballbag himself; Richard Dawkins, and his book 'The God Delusion' (which I have not read but will speak as if I have done so), I will debunk the myth of Kwon Jiyong's existence, thus making you all see the light so that you may become truly intellectual.


Wednesday, May 6, 2015

BESTie's "Excuse Me" showcase messed me up real good

How is NEWstie?

After having watched BESTie's "Excuse Me" performance 11 times in a row, I can say with absolute certainty, "Amazing."

I can also no longer process visual or auditory stimuli. Oh well.




Tuesday, May 5, 2015

EXO-Ls Pillage The Comments Section In BoA's "Who Are You"



*Review coming sometime next week.

I was excited for BoA's comeback. It's impossible to be friends with AKF and not listen to BoA a lot. This is the first time BoA has a Korean comeback since I've entered the game. However, I was dumb enough to read the comments, and 99% of them were from EXO fans. I really hate EXO fans.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

POSITIVE POST - Netizenbuzz

You said that you wanted it, so here it is - Kpopalypse's positive post about the well-known Korean netizen comment translation site, Netizenbuzz!  Yay!

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Since Netizenbuzz has finally come to the party with the article that they owed T-ara in 2012, I'm going to reciprocate with a positive article of my own about all the reasons that you SHOULD be grateful for Netizenbuzz!

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Jiyeon's Fancam In China Is Just Amazing


I normally don't write liking articles like this one, but I have finals next week, so I haven't had the time to continue my Jessica fanfic. However, I would let Jiyeon sit on my face and give me a Cleveland Steamer. Just GOD DAMN whenever I watch this fancam. My dick is more raw than Bobby's deep lyricism.

I hope this helps you forget Eunjung's terrible solo debut.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Kpopalypse 2015 survey of important trufax – the results!

The results are in for the Kpopalypse 2015 survey of important trufax!


Because I'm way too lazy to re-edit the absolutely massive ginormous results post that took me hours for this blog (which would take another half a day), click here to be taken to the post with all the results! 

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This week's photo comes from Ralph:


Thank you for your submission!

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